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October 22, 2008 at 12:00 AM
This wins so many internets it's not even funny. I love it! Love love love! It's hilarious!
"The only thing he could do was nod because if he tried to speak, the only thing that would come out would be the embarrassing and strangled moan of a kid who just lost his virginity to a much-more experienced woman and was trying not to ruin the sex by ejaculating right then and there."
That, right there, is the best line I've ever read. I giggled my head off, and yet it somehow managed to still be kinda hot.
Kudos! Boxes and boxes and cases of boxes of kudos to you!
"The only thing he could do was nod because if he tried to speak, the only thing that would come out would be the embarrassing and strangled moan of a kid who just lost his virginity to a much-more experienced woman and was trying not to ruin the sex by ejaculating right then and there."
That, right there, is the best line I've ever read. I giggled my head off, and yet it somehow managed to still be kinda hot.
Kudos! Boxes and boxes and cases of boxes of kudos to you!
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January 6, 2008 at 12:00 AM
that was retarded
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October 30, 2007 at 12:00 AM
*cracks up laughing* xD
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September 2, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Err, well. It was humorous. And I certainly can appreciate the feeling of a story going nowhere. But the beginning was good.