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You know what would make me happy? Another chapter that shows what happens from Charolette's POV, and possibly her life as said "Demon F***er". lol

Wow, you people are a bunch of morons. I'm leaving this up there because it's really hilarious- you know, my 'bad' writing and all that just *happened* to start a fandom. You losers need to stop wasting your time.

Wotan, seriously, dude, you need to chill out. Not everyone cares at all about having quality in their stories, sir. Mr. Banderas here has made it clear that he is more than satisfied to have his writing stay at its level of Readable But Mediocre; he doesn't need good authors like you riding his ass with constructive criticism all the time trying to get him to put effort into his creations. If Rico doesn't want to make a minimal effort to perhaps make his works more than cheap, forgettable stroke materials, then that is his choice, and he has every right to make it.

God, WA, you are just so totally a dick, with your polite and helpful suggestions.

I'm just going to laugh at all that wasted effort each time I delete one of WA's long criticisms of the 'absence of logic' in, I don't know, my 1500 WORD ONE-SHOT ABOUT A GAME.

Dude, throw a snuff tag on there, will ya. 'Zero hitpoints' still means death of the blood-bursting-forth-from-the-chest variety.

And now on a canon-nitpicking note: Dracula didn't make the paintings. Brauner did. Furthermore, since both Jonathan and Charlotte failed to beat Brauner, Dracula shouldn't even have been revived - unless that short little epilogue takes place roughly sixty years later (which it can't, because Brauner would have finished the painting that would destroy the world by then), in which case Dracula probably has other things on his mind. I mean, I know (or at least, I think I can reasonably safely assume) that that little bit was merely added to drive home the point that evil wins and good loses, but since your fic obviously takes place during the canon events, you really need to think through what that means for the events that come after.

Jesus Christ man, calm down. It's just Dracula whacking off to Charlotte- completely fiction and with no claims anywhere to follow 'canon' of gaming.

Ah, the lovely, tempting succubi... too bad the action is cut rather short after all the teasing. The ending with Dracula was nice, but how about expanding both that scene and the succubi scene?

In addition to that, I guess you have read my Aria of Sorrow story. If you decide to expand on the succubi scene, I would encourage a dickgirl addition...

No canon?

Then what are they doing in the middle of Dracula's castle chasing after Stella and Loretta? You can't just write an introduction to a story, however short, and then pretend it doesn't exist.

Hey Streti, yeah your Aria was pretty cool. This was actually a fic trade with Sky so I was bound to about 1500 words, so that was one element I wish I could have expanded. I'm actually tired of writing short fics, so maybe I'll go back and add chapters? Can't make promises now.

WA- you know, I really don't care. Go work for Konami or something.