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December 1, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I'm pretty sure Blanka was the result of a split condom.
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August 1, 2007 at 12:00 AM
OH MY HOLY ROFL GOD LMAO!!
With all that funny-ass shit, the lesson was "to always wear protection??"
With all that funny-ass shit, the lesson was "to always wear protection??"
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November 17, 2006 at 12:00 AM
First of all, that story wasn't even funny. It sucked ass. You're just flooding this site with all your stupid shit and people are sick of it. Anyone that thinks you're funny is a moron because you can't spell and your grammar sucks. You know nothing about the game and you're a byproduct of all the garbage waste on this planet. Get a job, get a life and don't write again unless you can actually pass 9th grade english. Actually scratch that, 5th grade english.
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November 12, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I FUCKING LOL'D
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November 6, 2006 at 12:00 AM
That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.
Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.
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November 3, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Oh...........my...............goddess. Through my many years of fanfic reading, I have only seen 1 other person who can write as badly as you, and the only reason they beat you, is becasue their drivel goes on for so much longer. I have read all your stories, they all suck and don't make any sense whatsoever. Before you disgrace another fandom with your head (which is about as full as a hermits address book) go and get a degree in story writing and editing, and then come back and try again. Otherwise, just don't write anything. You are causing people pain. There are dead bodies in the streets.
Look at some other peoples work to get a fairly good idea on how to write something. Don't do stream-of-conciousness, because it reads badly, it diesn't tell a story and (particully in this story) shows how little you know about the actual fandom. Please do some market research before you write again as well, it would be safer this way.
Look at some other peoples work to get a fairly good idea on how to write something. Don't do stream-of-conciousness, because it reads badly, it diesn't tell a story and (particully in this story) shows how little you know about the actual fandom. Please do some market research before you write again as well, it would be safer this way.
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September 20, 2006 at 12:00 AM
BAM!!! BOOM! BAM!!!! BAWON!!!! So who do you guys think is going to win the AFC East? Probably the Patriots...fuckin losers...
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September 10, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Dude, seek help. I can't stop laughing.