rate_review Reviews

The bad thing about claiming to be a psychotic, insane bastard is that this claim does not hold up against someone who lives with someone who is psychotic and who is technically insane himself. I'm fully willing to believe you on the bastard point, though.

Anyways...

My review was supposed to be taken about as seriously as the story itself. But... why would Samus take along a 'handy dandy blade' if she's got that kick-ass battlesuit on all the time? And anyways, where the crap would she keep it?

Hmm. Well, that was short, pointless and hopelessly out of character. Never mind that Samus actually wears clothes underneath her armour, never mind that she's not nearly stupid enough to get naked near a thawing Space Pirate on a planet that obviously isn't fully secure yet and never mind the fact that she doesn't really have a stabbing weapon.

However, I do mind the Metroids. They don't have tentacles. Only Hunter Metroids do and, to an extent, so does Metroid Prime. Ordinary Metroids don't.

Other than that it was so blatantly ridiculous I couldn't be offended by it.