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LMAO, its hilarious i havent laughed this hard at a fic in a long time.
thanks ^_^!

*~Review for Cha.6~*

LOL OMG! OMFG! You are so fucking hilarious! I wuv ur fic. LOL Everytime I read one I burst out laffing with tearz in my eyez. And damn! You should make Sparda join in with his sonz. ~wink, wink~ Hehehe. Seeeeeexy! I wish she would go to hell. I what the hell? Some thingz that person put in there makez senses oncesoever. And Dante? O_o Eatz her face? O_O Ew. Hehe. Fucking teriffic! And you had to stop it just when Dante and Vergil were going too...!!!!!! DAMN YOU! But I'll forgive cuz the next is on. =D

And just curious, if I wrote a poem would you make fun of it too? Plz? Yes! I am asking you! LOL Off I go...

HAH! You know... 'm not a big fan of twincest. Squicks me out, and I just never really got it. So I was hesitant when I first came across this, but I'm not one to pass up a MST..

..And you win at the internet.

This story is just downright sad.. though I can't say I'm surprised after seeing the freshmen we got in school this year. They seem to just start younger and younger and younger. But thank you for ripping this apart. Personally? I was a bit freaked out that a 14 year old had bigger cleavage and nicer legs than me. So, THANK YOU. My Vergil muse is grinning right now, scheming up something evil. So, thanks for the story, and thanks for giving my V-muse the extra shove I wanted to give him and get out of him.

Wolf: Christianna makes me sick, I think I'll become a hitwoman so I can get rid of her. Unless she starts to pay attention in English class. I mean, I ain't the greatest English student, but damn, her grammar and understanding of English makes me appear to be a genius.

Dante: Yeah right, you're dimwitted no matter.

Wolf: .. You too, bro. I love you for it.

Dante: ::hugs Vergil:: Sorry, I'm taken.

Wolf: --.-- I don't mean that, baka. Your stupidity makes me smarter too.

Vergil: ::starts to pull the front of Dante's shirt apart, making buttons fly. kisses along Dante's collarb--::

Wolf: OKAY! I thinks we better move on now. ::runs all over the office bringind down all the shades so now one can see::

Fangirls: Awww man. ::all groan in disappointment and put Wolf on their "To Kill" list::

Wolf: ::decides to take Sparda's idea of pack yourself with a dictionary and holy water. Somehow has gotten herself a humanoid form:: The last chapter shall be a tough battle. I wonder if I'll live. /thoughts//Underaged slut-girl with my fave uke, Dante?! HEEEEELL NO!!// I'll probably die, but I'll pull through. ::Packs a watergun that looks similar to a missile launcher, only with a smaller nozzle, with Holy Water:: Mmm, now this baby is gonna do me good. ::Takes aim at the void that will soon be chapter 8, the final battle!!::

Vergil & Dante: ::in a bedroom making suspicious noises, hmm.. I wonder.. Hey, I hear the bed creaking, a lot::

Wolf: O__O NOOOooooo!! DON'T WONDER!!! Ah what the hell, go ahead. Imagination has always been the best of course. I wonder why everyone hates Barney so much then. He preaches a lot about imagination.

Conscience: Oh, so Barney's a preacher now?

Wolf: ::sees Barney:: OMIGAWSH, IT'S A MONSTER! ::sprays Barney with Holy Water gun:: Hmm.. I shall name this gun. Spellcheck.

Conscience: .__. That's a cheesy name.

Wolf: Oh well, it fits well in this situation, since Christianna's in dire need of one!! ::snaps Spellcheck on like Lady's Kalina Ann and walks off into the night to the final battle, dramatic "before the storm" type of music plays::

O.O GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *stabs Christine's fic repeatedly* NO! *twitches*
Some of the things people write nowadays.
I wonder.. with all these drugs and feeling up poor Dante, how many laws has SHE broken? O.o
And yay! you kept Sparda ^_^ old men are amusing.
(You misspelled 'lose' as 'loose' and there's a spot where you have an i instead of a !)

Yes, I did mention that!!! And what I mean by peirced cock is a "Prince Albert" piercing...a single ring through the head of his cock. Dunno why, but I think its teh sex. (Appearently so does Verge and Dante's many many lovers...)

This is the funniest MST I've seen in ages! And Sparda as a MSTer...never really thought about it, but definitely a great idea! Love the twins's sense of humor. And other stuff, but...>.> Yeah.

I don't know what to say...I've read some very good MSTs in my time. I've read some tremendously terrible Mary-Sues in my time. Nothing has ever traumatized and amused me as much as this mayem! Does the overdeveloped 14-year-old not have spell-check? That's sad that the overdeveloped-probably-flat-chested-in-real-life-fourteen-year-old doesn't have spell check. Maybe, if you're struck by a moment of beneveloence, you could open up a fund to get this poor girl spell-check. Now, pardon me while I go curl up under my bed in the fetal position, because I think Christianna is IN MY HOUSE! *quake*

Wolf: Oh? There's a 14-year-old reader in this site's section? WHOOOOOOO!! LEMME JOIN DA CLUB!

Twins: .__.;

Wolf: What?

Dante: --.-- I was so right when I said that young teens have too many hormones.

Vergil: Very much agreed.

Wolf: WHAT?!

Conscience: What nothing, you're also an underage, GET OFF THE SITE!

Wolf: NOOOOOOOOO!! ::WEEP WEEP, tear, stops after like 1 second:: Ahem... SPARDA STAYS! You make him real cute, in this "I came from 2000 years ago and I'm still living in that age" sorta cute, like he doesn't do many things our way, except for the guns.
You know, isn't it such a coincidence that the underage readers on this site are 14, same age as the bakayarou who wrote this horrible Dante/OC fic. EGGGHEEE MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Vergil: What? What's wrong?

Wolf: S' painful ::whimper:: My mind has been pooooooooooooooiiisonnnnnnned.

Dante: YAY! NOW I GO STEAL ALL THE BEER! ::runs/bounces all the way to the kitchen::

Wolf: ::picks head up to look in Dante's direction:: WTF?! Vergil, is he still out of it?

Vergil: Yep..

Wolf: This is getting old, I'm going to go smack some sense into Dante, literally ::bounds off to the kitchen::

Vergil: Kay.. ::doubletake:: WAIT!!!

::In kitchen, Dante has claw marks all over his face and upper torso, but he's grinning stupidly on the floor while drinking a bottle of beer::

Wolf: XD He didn't even flinch, this is no fun.. ::turns tail and leave, comes back and steals Dante's bear in her jaws, then leaves again::

Dante: Heeey, she took my beer!

Vergil: Oh that's alright, I'll give you something better.

Wolf: ::from down the hall:: I DIDN'T JUST HEAR THAT!!!