rate_review Reviews

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MST FOR FIVE YEARS.

FIVE YEARS. THAT IS HOW FUNNY THIS GODDAMN STORY IS.

I couldn't remember the title and I thought it'd disappeared from the Internet entirely until my friend sent me the link to this story, and... and... oh god I think I'm fangasming. Brb, frying an egg on my naughty bits.

That having been said... oh my god. It's like Christmas came back for me. I love you, you terrible bastard writer, and I want to have your babies, and this is my favorite MST ever. That is all.

God almighty, I can't sit through another chapter of that. Not even Dante and Vergil action can defeat the evil of the Mary-Sue. (Shudders) Mary-Sues, who ever came up with that one?

Did you find this somewhere or is this just something you made up? The Mary-Sue story in the background, I mean, not the entire thing.

Oh god! I bow to you and appluad you for writing this MST! I am an ex-girlfriend of the writer and I do hate her writing. SHe constantly inserted herself into her fics because she never thought anyone else was good enough. I remember reading this fic when she was stil writing it and I never knew anything of DMC. I hated the fic then and I still hate it to this day. You can makre fun of all the spelling, the ironic part being that her dad is an elementary school teacher. Once more, I thank you for abusing this fic for all that it's worth! I give words to the MSTers now.

Dante: You are an attractive boy, not to mention how sexy you look when making out with Vergil. I'm a sucker for V/D pairings!

Vergil: Stay seme! You're the older twin! That grants you automatic seme job in being paired with Dante!

Sparda: You're just as attractive as your sons! I've been prone to liking men older than myself. My own boyfriend is a year older than me. I'm a big fan of you, Sparda. I just have yet to see you in DMC3 even though I've beaten the game with Dante and almost done with Vergil.

haha funny

Ouch. Didn't MEAN to put that much pressure on you! So sorry. Anyway, yes, you did me proud! This was a hilarious story to read! I'll have to go read your other MSTs now.

^_^ it's ok I understand, school can be the equivalent of blowing your brains out >___>
and.... wow.... That was just pathetic. This girl is just..... *kicks her off the top of a building*
and whooohooo!!!! You survived all that exists!!! *hugs* you poor thing. To have to read it in it's entirety...... that must have killed off quite a few brain cells.

Wolf: The final battle was very hard to fight actually. Christianna's bad grammar is so horrid. I thank Sparda for the suggestion about Holy Water and Dictionaries. I came out with about five wounds, but the little shounen-ai bit and the Spardas are like, salve or something. Very good salve, haha. ROCK ON, MORE FICS?! Oh yeah, it's alright if you stick me into the fic. It was one line right? I don't mind. ::Gives the Spellcheck to Dante and Vergil:: Here, if you ever encounter more of these damned self-insert fics, boys. Though it'll be pretty heavy when it's full of holy water. No worries, you're devils right?

Dante: Ooh, Holy Water, and so much. ::eyes glitter:: I've never seen so many in my whole life.

Wolf: --.-- Yes you have, dumbass.

Dante: ::hypnotized look:: Holy.. Water.. ::raises launcher nozzle to his mouth::

Vergil: ::hits him on the head:: NO, bad Devil, that's not alcohol!!

Dante: ::takes about five seconds to digest what Vergil just said:: Oh...

Wolf: O.O Oh no, the aftermath of the fic left Dante tramautized. ^_^ Here, have some wine! ::hands him a bottle of vintage wine, only because she's too young and stupid to think of an actual wine::

Dante: ::drinks the whole thing::

Vergil: Heeeey! ::shakes bottle:: You greedy little shit, you didn't leave any for me.

Dante: Sure did, kiss me!!

Wolf: Urrgh.. Get a room you two.. --.-- ::Dante and Vergil making out in the background::

Dante: Alright. The floor's too hard for ::rest of words not heard due to Dante and Vergil having moved farther away::

Wolf: ::smiles and shakes head from side to side at the direction they disappeared in, turns into human form:: Now.. to get some stuff done.. ::starts drawing DMC Shounen-Ai, you can guess which pairing::

END of my reviews to Birdie's Fate & Fear MST.

Ahhahaha, that was great XD
I'm sort of glad that the story just ended..and yet sad. Glad because no more crappy fic, sad because no more awesome MST!
For my MST I'm actually almost done Part 3..I think I'll upload it tonight actually :3

I'm lovin this story more and more! I can't wait until we get to Nelo Angelo, so I can see Sparda's reaction to his son's shenanigans. It will be interesting to say the least. Make me proud, Birdie!

That was awesome XD
And oh man, I've totally had that teeth dream so many times! I have the worst teeth ever and they cause me a lot of grief (50+ fillings in 2 years is a lot right? lol)...So I had this dream that they turned black and just all
broke into a buncha pieces and fell out, but strangely they were all really huge on the floor..
Then I woke up thinking I had no teeth and it scared the crap out of me!

Anyways, I'm afraid of what the next chapter(s) will bring. Poor Dante XD