rate_review Reviews

Maybe if it was an orignal character or were I to assume Chris was weak *which is quite the opposite* Then Maybe, but Salome??? That is just wrong and out of character totally.

What the shit is this? You're a twisted little fuck.

I'm normally one sick bitch when it comes to things like this... but I read this and couldn't help but to feel disgusted. Bleh.

Why did you bother putting BDSM in the description? There's none in the story. And that's not just... the standard fanfic NC "no no! oh, it feels good!" kind of NC, that was just rape. Really weird rape, too. I almost never go down on a girl before I rape her. This story wasn't sexy at all, so you fail.

Atleast change the description of the story to:
"I'm a sick little monkey. I wrote an unfounded, completely out of character story about Salome raping/murdering Chris. I don't actually know anything about sex, so I just used a bunch of fanfic cliches. Thankfully, I unlodged the vibrating PS2 controller from my ass, lost my weak little errection, and had to stop writing, so the fic is atleast short."

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Did you play the same version of Suikoden III that I did? Because in my version, Salome was The.Nicest.Guy.Ever. You know, the one who opens the door for you and smiles when you step on his toes? Sorry, but I can't buy the whole rape of Chris bit here.

Wow, you suck.
You've never had sex. You are only sort of literate.
You suck.
Holy shit, you suck so fucking much. Why do you suck so much? WHY!? You suck.
No.. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You and your sucking.. so much sucking....
Don't write. Stop writing. You're bad at it and it only makes everyone aware of how much you fucking suck.

HOT. Fucking hot. I've been wanting a Salome-Chris NonCon for awhile.